Getting implants is Parton parcel of being a Southern music belle.
surgery
Anyone contemplating back surgery should read this disc lamer.
I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.
How does amputation work? By a process of alimb-ination
My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.
Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.
The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.
I’m an ex-spurt on vasectomies.
The inventors of the silicone breast implant are long since retired. But I just want to say tanks for the mammaries.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.