How does amputation work? By a process of alimb-ination
Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.
Anyone contemplating back surgery should read this disc lamer.
The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.
Getting implants is Parton parcel of being a Southern music belle.
I’m an ex-spurt on vasectomies.
The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.
My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.