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Puns tagged ‘surgery’:

07/24/15

The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.

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02/21/14

The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.

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07/22/12

Anyone contemplating back surgery should read this disc lamer.

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07/20/12

I’m an ex-spurt on vasectomies.

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06/23/12

Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.

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05/11/12

I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.

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11/22/10

Getting implants is Parton parcel of being a Southern music belle.

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08/20/10

My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.

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06/15/10

The inventors of the silicone breast implant are long since retired. But I just want to say tanks for the mammaries.

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