Anyone contemplating back surgery should read this disc lamer.
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I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.
How does amputation work? By a process of alimb-ination
My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.
Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.
The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.
I’m an ex-spurt on vasectomies.
The inventors of the silicone breast implant are long since retired. But I just want to say tanks for the mammaries.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.