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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘surgery’:

07/24/15

The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.

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02/21/14

The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.

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07/22/12

Anyone contemplating back surgery should read this disc lamer.

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07/20/12

I’m an ex-spurt on vasectomies.

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06/23/12

Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.

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05/11/12

I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.

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11/22/10

Getting implants is Parton parcel of being a Southern music belle.

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08/20/10

My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.

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06/15/10

The inventors of the silicone breast implant are long since retired. But I just want to say tanks for the mammaries.

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