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The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
| Topic: nursery rhymes, poo jokes | COMMENT »
Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
| Topic: animals, nursery rhymes | COMMENT »
Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
| Topic: diseases, nursery rhymes, war | COMMENT »
Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
Hump-me, Dump-me.
| Topic: battle of the sexes, nursery rhymes, sex | COMMENT »
When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.
| Topic: cows, nursery rhymes | COMMENT »
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