When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
Hump-me, Dump-me.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
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