What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.
When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.
The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.