When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.
nursery rhymes
Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.
I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.
Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
Hump-me, Dump-me.
Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.