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Puns tagged ‘nursery rhymes’:

07/27/15

When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.

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03/28/14

What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.

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11/23/08

The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.

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11/01/08

Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?

In his mouse stash.

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05/17/08

Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.

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02/20/08

Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?

Hump-me, Dump-me.

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08/24/06

When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.

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