When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.
I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.
Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.
Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.