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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘nursery rhymes’:

06/14/17

Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.

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07/27/15

When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.

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03/28/14

What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.

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11/23/08

The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.

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11/01/08

Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?

In his mouse stash.

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05/17/08

Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.

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02/20/08

Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?

Hump-me, Dump-me.

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08/24/06

When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.

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