Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.
When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.
I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
Hump-me, Dump-me.
When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.