What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
Hump-me, Dump-me.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.
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