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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘education’:

08/29/14

Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?

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11/05/13

Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.

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05/07/13

I get turned on by clown colleges. There’s something about those taught bawdies.

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03/30/13

The master waffle-maker had a degree in Eggonomics.

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02/24/13

There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.

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06/03/12

I just learned how to fart. I’m a do it your sulfur.

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08/22/11

Clown colleges are usually built in the Bozo-Arts architectural style.

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08/10/11

I’m so suggestive, I quit college after some drunk guy told me to “dropped ed.”

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02/22/11

Any academic who leaves the country is a subject matter export.

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07/26/10

I’m a educated, and I’m a man. So don’t mock ma schoolin’.

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