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Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?

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Clown colleges are usually built in the Bozo-Arts architectural style.

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The master waffle-maker had a degree in Eggonomics.

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I’m a educated, and I’m a man. So don’t mock ma schoolin’.

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Any academic who leaves the country is a subject matter export.

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There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.

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After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.

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I’m so suggestive, I quit college after some drunk guy told me to “dropped ed.”

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Many of our schoolchildren know next to nothing about moss! I’m worried it’s a crisis of sphagnumeracy.

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I just learned how to fart. I’m a do it your sulfur.

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