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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘plants’:

06/17/14

I saw a cactus in Jamaica, and got it confused with pokemon.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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04/30/11

I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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07/02/10

Many of our schoolchildren know next to nothing about moss! I’m worried it’s a crisis of sphagnumeracy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)
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06/07/10

Lichen will only grow on a tree if it achieves a critical moss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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