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Puns tagged ‘plants’:

06/17/14

I saw a cactus in Jamaica, and got it confused with pokemon.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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04/30/11

I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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07/02/10

Many of our schoolchildren know next to nothing about moss! I’m worried it’s a crisis of sphagnumeracy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)
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06/07/10

Lichen will only grow on a tree if it achieves a critical moss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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