I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
Baseball is a team effort. Especially the bullpen. Everyone has to pitch inning.
To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.
Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.
How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’
Forget Bran Stark. After getting punched in the face Jose Bautista can’t stop shouting “Odor! Odor!“
The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols