Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
baseball
The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols
Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
Baseball is a team effort. Especially the bullpen. Everyone has to pitch inning.
To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.
Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.
How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’