I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
baseball
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
Baseball is a team effort. Especially the bullpen. Everyone has to pitch inning.
To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.
Forget Bran Stark. After getting punched in the face Jose Bautista can’t stop shouting “Odor! Odor!“
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols
Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.
Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.


