My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.
I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
Just finished reading The History of the Golden Gate, a bridged version.
The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
Dear Pun Gents, we need a fun team name for our five-person relay team for the God’s Country Marathon. We would like it to include something about our fund-raising efforts for a new town library. Thanks for your help! ~Nicole, Coudersport, PA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Shelf Service
- Stacks of Cash
- Running for Covers
- Spineless Runners
- 26 Smiles
- Run on the Banks
- Take the Money and Run
- Bookie’s Bet
- Fund Intended
My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
The exercise book about situps was very abs tract.
Best of @pungents #bookswithonelettermissing
A book is an example of an eye-speed communication device.