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Puns tagged ‘books’:

03/03/16

I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.

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11/16/14

Just finished reading The History of the Golden Gate, a bridged version.

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02/17/14

The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.

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03/28/13

RUNNING FOR COVERS

Dear Pun Gents, we need a fun team name for our five-person relay team for the God’s Country Marathon. We would like it to include something about our fund-raising efforts for a new town library. Thanks for your help! ~Nicole, Coudersport, PA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Shelf Service
  2. Stacks of Cash
  3. Running for Covers
  4. Spineless Runners
  5. 26 Smiles
  6. Shelfish
  7. Run on the Banks
  8. Take the Money and Run
  9. Bookie’s Bet
  10. Fund Intended
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12/23/12

My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’

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07/30/12

The exercise book about situps was very abs tract.

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08/05/11

Best of @pungents #bookswithonelettermissing
Best of @pungents #bookswithonelettermissing

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06/10/10

A book is an example of an eye-speed communication device.

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01/25/10

How does the the Baseball Bible start?

‘In the big inning…’

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