Just finished reading The History of the Golden Gate, a bridged version.
A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
A book is an example of an eye-speed communication device.
How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’
I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
The exercise book about situps was very abs tract.
Best of @pungents #bookswithonelettermissing
The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.