A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.
I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
Just finished reading The History of the Golden Gate, a bridged version.
The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
Dear Pun Gents, we need a fun team name for our five-person relay team for the God’s Country Marathon. We would like it to include something about our fund-raising efforts for a new town library. Thanks for your help! ~Nicole, Coudersport, PA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Shelf Service
- Stacks of Cash
- Running for Covers
- Spineless Runners
- 26 Smiles
- Run on the Banks
- Take the Money and Run
- Bookie’s Bet
- Fund Intended
My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
The exercise book about situps was very abs tract.
Best of @pungents #bookswithonelettermissing