I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
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