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Puns tagged ‘children’:

04/15/17

My son loves his bottle. The big glug.

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12/08/16

I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.

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03/22/14

I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?

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