I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
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