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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘blindness’:

02/17/14

The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/25/13

Glaucoma is a terrible de-sees.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/08/12

If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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03/12/10

Louis Braille had many dotters. They spent their days playing tic tactile toe. Sadly, some of them died young from communicable disease. In response, Braille spent much of his time raising awareness about the bumps.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/10/10

I’m really attracted to Helen Keller. I have a thing for dumb blinds.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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02/13/10

At the visually impaired convention they were blind up for hours.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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