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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘disease’:

10/28/17

After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.

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05/21/14

People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/25/13

Glaucoma is a terrible de-sees.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/22/13

The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.

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07/24/12

Some grievous afflictions could benefit from better PR branding. E.g., have you heard about the exciting new disease, Übercoolosis?

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05/31/12

When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.

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