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Puns tagged ‘disease’:

05/21/14

People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/25/13

Glaucoma is a terrible de-sees.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/22/13

The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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07/24/12

Some grievous afflictions could benefit from better PR branding. E.g., have you heard about the exciting new disease, Übercoolosis?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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05/31/12

When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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