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When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
| Topic: anger, bodily functions, cholera, disease, hygiene, poo jokes, sanitation | COMMENT »
I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.
| Topic: ethics, philosophy, sanitation, suicide | 2 COMMENTS »
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