I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.
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(4 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
(12 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)Loading...By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...When my friend fell off the cliff I thought he meant to do it, because I didn’t hear any voice of descent.
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