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Puns tagged ‘suicide’:

12/13/15

Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler¬†to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.

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08/15/15

By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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03/26/13

When my friend fell off the cliff I thought he meant to do it, because I didn’t hear any voice of descent.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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03/14/12

The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/15/12

I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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09/04/11

Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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