I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.
Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.
When my friend fell off the cliff I thought he meant to do it, because I didn’t hear any voice of descent.
By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.
The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.
Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.