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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘suicide’:


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12/13/15

Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler¬†to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.

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08/15/15

By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.

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03/26/13

When my friend fell off the cliff I thought he meant to do it, because I didn’t hear any voice of descent.

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03/14/12

The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.

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01/15/12

I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.

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09/04/11

Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.

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