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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘sumos’:


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12/13/15

Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler¬†to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.

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01/20/14

I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.

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