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Puns tagged ‘milk’:

12/18/14

What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.

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05/09/14

I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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09/07/13

For a career in international diplomacy, you should get a job in a milkshake parlour. Then you’ll be well acquainted with whirled litres.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/19/13

Can you help me find a Chinese milkman? I’m in a bit of a Quan dairy.

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12/14/12

Dromedary – camel that gets annoyed when you milk it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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09/04/11

Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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04/02/11

Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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