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Dromedary – camel that gets annoyed when you milk it.

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Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.

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Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.

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I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.

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Can you help me find a Chinese milkman? I’m in a bit of a Quan dairy.

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What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.

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For a career in international diplomacy, you should get a job in a milkshake parlour. Then you’ll be well acquainted with whirled litres.

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