Can you help me find a Chinese milkman? I’m in a bit of a Quan dairy.
I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.
Dromedary – camel that gets annoyed when you milk it.
Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.
What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.
For a career in international diplomacy, you should get a job in a milkshake parlour. Then you’ll be well acquainted with whirled litres.