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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘milk’:

12/18/14

What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/09/14

I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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09/07/13

For a career in international diplomacy, you should get a job in a milkshake parlour. Then you’ll be well acquainted with whirled litres.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/19/13

Can you help me find a Chinese milkman? I’m in a bit of a Quan dairy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/14/12

Dromedary – camel that gets annoyed when you milk it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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09/04/11

Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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04/02/11

Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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