Euro 2016 is boring. You sit in front of the tv all day and UEFA somebody to score.
What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.
If Argentina doesn’t contain the German attack, they’ll be begging for Messi.
George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
Professional soccer is the most hard score sport there is.