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Puns tagged ‘soccer’:

06/20/16

Euro 2016 is boring. You sit in front of the tv all day and UEFA somebody to score.

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12/18/14

What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.

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07/10/14

If Argentina doesn’t contain the German attack, they’ll be begging for Messi.

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06/24/14

Uruguay‘s Suarez playing at a CHOMPionship levelĀ #worldcup

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12/03/13

George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.

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03/07/11

Professional soccer is the most hard score sport there is.

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