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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘soccer’:

06/20/16

Euro 2016 is boring. You sit in front of the tv all day and UEFA somebody to score.

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12/18/14

What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.

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07/10/14

If Argentina doesn’t contain the German attack, they’ll be begging for Messi.

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06/24/14

Uruguay‘s Suarez playing at a CHOMPionship levelĀ #worldcup

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12/03/13

George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.

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03/07/11

Professional soccer is the most hard score sport there is.

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