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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘fantasy’:

04/24/14

Tie-win Lannister never loses.

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12/03/13

George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.

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07/05/11

Those who write Lord of the Rings dictionaries lead satisfying lives of elf-factualization.

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11/26/10

I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays.

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12/03/09

I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.

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