I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
Tie-win Lannister never loses.
I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays.
George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
Those who write Lord of the Rings dictionaries lead satisfying lives of elf-factualization.