Lord of the Rings

DERBY NAME: LEGGO LASS

Dear Pun Gents,
I’d like to have an awesome, punny original roller derby skater name. Something to do with my real name, Sheltcey would be ideal but if not, that’s ok. Im a huge LOTR/Harry Potter/Outlander nerd. I love all things Jane Austen and just reading in general. I am of Irish and Austrian decent so I get a lot of Catholic/Jewish jokes from friends and family. My husband is Polynesian so we listen to a lot of island reggae and we have a very “hakuna matata” attitude about life. Hopefully this bit of info helps you. Help me, please! ~Sheltcey, Salt Lake City, UT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Shelt Not Pass [Gandalf ref]
  2. Shell Hole
  3. Jane Austen Powers
  4. Hakun Amy Tata
  5. Sheltcer Skelter
  6. Leggo Lass
  7. Hairy Pooter
  8. Jane Gang
  9. Riven Doll
  10. Bea Sting
  11. Lorde of The Rings
  12. Arwen the Game
  13. Hermione your own business
  14. Severus Sniper
  15. Elizabeth Bandit (Bennett)
  16. Hakuna M’tatas
  17. Sheltcey Bun
  18. Hellter Shelter
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BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER

Dear Pun Gents,

I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Millenium Falc Kim
  2. LOTR REY
  3. Falcon Dangerous
  4. Rey Anna
  5. AKimbo
  6. The Way Kim Dead
  7. Reyzor
  8. Darth Waybright
  9. The Cutest of Borg
  10. Menage a Troi
  11. Kim Il Skate
  12. Sauron Grapes
  13. Beverley BoneCrusher
  14. Wins A Latte
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