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Puns tagged ‘Lord of the Rings’:

01/21/16

BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER

Dear Pun Gents,

I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Millenium Falc Kim
  2. LOTR REY
  3. Falcon Dangerous
  4. Rey Anna
  5. AKimbo
  6. The Way Kim Dead
  7. Reyzor
  8. Darth Waybright
  9. The Cutest of Borg
  10. Menage a Troi
  11. Kim Il Skate
  12. Sauron Grapes
  13. Beverley BoneCrusher
  14. Wins A Latte
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04/10/15

A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.

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10/22/14

Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”

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08/23/14

Good study hobbits require a Frodo-graphic memory.

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09/07/12

Which Lord of the Rings character had excess ear wax?

Cerumen.

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01/29/12

For whatever reason, Gollum’s career started foundering.

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07/05/11

Those who write Lord of the Rings dictionaries lead satisfying lives of elf-factualization.

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