roller derby name

DERBY NAME: LEGGO LASS

Dear Pun Gents,
I’d like to have an awesome, punny original roller derby skater name. Something to do with my real name, Sheltcey would be ideal but if not, that’s ok. Im a huge LOTR/Harry Potter/Outlander nerd. I love all things Jane Austen and just reading in general. I am of Irish and Austrian decent so I get a lot of Catholic/Jewish jokes from friends and family. My husband is Polynesian so we listen to a lot of island reggae and we have a very “hakuna matata” attitude about life. Hopefully this bit of info helps you. Help me, please! ~Sheltcey, Salt Lake City, UT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Shelt Not Pass [Gandalf ref]
  2. Shell Hole
  3. Jane Austen Powers
  4. Hakun Amy Tata
  5. Sheltcer Skelter
  6. Leggo Lass
  7. Hairy Pooter
  8. Jane Gang
  9. Riven Doll
  10. Bea Sting
  11. Lorde of The Rings
  12. Arwen the Game
  13. Hermione your own business
  14. Severus Sniper
  15. Elizabeth Bandit (Bennett)
  16. Hakuna M’tatas
  17. Sheltcey Bun
  18. Hellter Shelter
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JAYNE’S ADDICTIONS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Jayne in the Neck
  2. JayneKiller [Painkiller]
  3. Jayne and Juice
  4. Brewed Tall Force
  5. Miss Pinky
  6. Barley Lethal [Barely Legal]
  7. Gina and Tonic
  8. Jayne No Wine [Genuine]
  9. Smiling Brewdha [Smiling Buddha]
  10. Rap PunZel
  11. Gangstalina Jolie
  12. Gina Rollah Briggida / Gina Rollah Beer Fridgedda
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