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Puns tagged ‘beer’:

10/02/16

JAYNE’S ADDICTIONS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Jayne in the Neck
  2. JayneKiller [Painkiller]
  3. Jayne and Juice
  4. Brewed Tall Force
  5. Miss Pinky
  6. Barley Lethal [Barely Legal]
  7. Gina and Tonic
  8. Jayne No Wine [Genuine]
  9. Smiling Brewdha [Smiling Buddha]
  10. Rap PunZel
  11. Gangstalina Jolie
  12. Gina Rollah Briggida / Gina Rollah Beer Fridgedda
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01/10/16

Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.

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04/14/15

Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers

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04/25/13

Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!

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03/17/13

It’s St. Patrick’s Day; did you just buy a coloured lager, or are you just a green with me?

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01/31/13

Our gnu PunShine Ashley goes for the beer jug-ular! Check it out!

ashley punshine

The gnuest Punshine Girl

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10/26/12

What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?

Barley legal.

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06/01/11

I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.

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03/10/11

MALTRAMARATHON

Dear Pun Gents, we’re 5 girls, 2 guys running in an ultra marathon starting at one brewing company and ending at another. Need a short, drinking-related name! ~Heather, Roeland Park, KS

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We Run Pasteur
  2. Faster, Higher, Lager
  3. Hops Scotch
  4. Rock Hard ABVs [Alcohol By Volume]
  5. Barrely Alive
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01/28/11

STOUT YOUR ENGINES

Dear Pun Gents, I and three others are participating in the Beer Olympics. I need a team name related to drinking. Thanks! ~Sarah, Sheperdstown

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Stout Your Engines
  2. Beeronimo!
  3. We’re No Lagereds
  4. Head of the Competition
  5. Race Your Glass
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