Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day; did you just buy a coloured lager, or are you just a green with me?
Political correctness is getting out of hand, when those try to ply women with drinks at bars are accused of breaking feed-her-ale law.
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?
Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.
Our gnu PunShine Ashley goes for the beer jug-ular! Check it out!
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.