For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.
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True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day; did you just buy a coloured lager, or are you just a green with me?
I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.
I don’t want to drink alone. Please beer with me.
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
Our gnu PunShine Ashley goes for the beer jug-ular! Check it out!

Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
Political correctness is getting out of hand, when those try to ply women with drinks at bars are accused of breaking feed-her-ale law.