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For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.

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Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.

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I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.

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It’s St. Patrick’s Day; did you just buy a coloured lager, or are you just a green with me?

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Political correctness is getting out of hand, when those try to ply women with drinks at bars are accused of breaking feed-her-ale law.

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Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!

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What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?

Barley legal.

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Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.

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Our gnu PunShine Ashley goes for the beer jug-ular! Check it out!

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True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.

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