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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘beer’:

05/22/17

For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.

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03/03/17

True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.

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10/02/16

JAYNE’S ADDICTIONS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Jayne in the Neck
  2. JayneKiller [Painkiller]
  3. Jayne and Juice
  4. Brewed Tall Force
  5. Miss Pinky
  6. Barley Lethal [Barely Legal]
  7. Gina and Tonic
  8. Jayne No Wine [Genuine]
  9. Smiling Brewdha [Smiling Buddha]
  10. Rap PunZel
  11. Gangstalina Jolie
  12. Gina Rollah Briggida / Gina Rollah Beer Fridgedda
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01/10/16

Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.

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04/14/15

Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers

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04/25/13

Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!

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03/17/13

It’s St. Patrick’s Day; did you just buy a coloured lager, or are you just a green with me?

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01/31/13

Our gnu PunShine Ashley goes for the beer jug-ular! Check it out!

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The gnuest Punshine Girl

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10/26/12

What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?

Barley legal.

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06/01/11

I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.

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