Our gnu PunShine Ashley goes for the beer jug-ular! Check it out!
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Jayne in the Neck
- JayneKiller [Painkiller]
- Jayne and Juice
- Brewed Tall Force
- Miss Pinky
- Barley Lethal [Barely Legal]
- Gina and Tonic
- Jayne No Wine [Genuine]
- Smiling Brewdha [Smiling Buddha]
- Rap PunZel
- Gangstalina Jolie
- Gina Rollah Briggida / Gina Rollah Beer Fridgedda
Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.
Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
It’s St. Patrick’s Day; did you just buy a coloured lager, or are you just a green with me?
What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?
I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.