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JAYNE’S ADDICTIONS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Jayne in the Neck
  2. JayneKiller [Painkiller]
  3. Jayne and Juice
  4. Brewed Tall Force
  5. Miss Pinky
  6. Barley Lethal [Barely Legal]
  7. Gina and Tonic
  8. Jayne No Wine [Genuine]
  9. Smiling Brewdha [Smiling Buddha]
  10. Rap PunZel
  11. Gangstalina Jolie
  12. Gina Rollah Briggida / Gina Rollah Beer Fridgedda
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MALTRAMARATHON

Dear Pun Gents, we’re 5 girls, 2 guys running in an ultra marathon starting at one brewing company and ending at another. Need a short, drinking-related name! ~Heather, Roeland Park, KS

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We Run Pasteur
  2. Faster, Higher, Lager
  3. Hops Scotch
  4. Rock Hard ABVs [Alcohol By Volume]
  5. Barrely Alive
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STOUT YOUR ENGINES

Dear Pun Gents, I and three others are participating in the Beer Olympics. I need a team name related to drinking. Thanks! ~Sarah, Sheperdstown

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Stout Your Engines
  2. Beeronimo!
  3. We’re No Lagereds
  4. Head of the Competition
  5. Race Your Glass
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FERMENT BELIEVER

Dear Pun Gents, I home-brew beer and I’m looking to create a ‘patron saint of beer’ for a logo. Something along the lines of my old favorite: “Patron Saint of Fireworks: St. Mary IgniteUs. (you can use that one) ~Ernest, Worcester, MA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. St. Brewno
  2. St. Al Cahal
  3. St. Maximus Buzzinski
  4. St. Ibeerius
  5. St. Inebrius Di Still
  6. St. Stoutus
  7. St. Hopsgood
  8. Thomas A-wine-us – The saint with an ale’o
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IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER WALLY

Dear Pun Gents,  I need a pun for a pub crawl with theme “Where’s Wally?” ~Barry, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Be Where of Wally?
  2. The Wally Crawly
  3. Join us at the Waldo-Astoria
  4. Don’t be a Wally-flower
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