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Puns tagged ‘st. patrick’s day’:

03/17/14

St. Patrick’s Day? It ain’t over til it’s clover.

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03/17/13

It’s St. Patrick’s Day; did you just buy a coloured lager, or are you just a green with me?

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03/16/13
Don’t get engaged on St. Patrick’s day. You may get a shamrock.
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03/15/13

I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.

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02/23/12

BOWLING GREEN

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Lucky Strikes
  2. Leprechauntract Demand
  3. Thunderballs
  4. Power Alleys
  5. Electric Buzzards
  6. Power Delivery
  7. Noah’s Arcs
  8. Fuse to Lose
  9. Hertz So Good
  10. The Family Joules
  11. Lightning Strikes
  12. Natural Monopoly
  13. Spare Power
  14. Split Circuits
  15. Circuits du Solar [Cirque du Soleil]
  16. Thanks for the donation!
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03/17/11

Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.

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05/19/10

NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.

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03/17/06

What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?

Kiss me, I’m Irie.

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