St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
St. Patrick’s Day? It ain’t over til it’s clover.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day; did you just buy a coloured lager, or are you just a green with me?
I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Lucky Strikes
- Leprechauntract Demand
- Power Alleys
- Electric Buzzards
- Power Delivery
- Noah’s Arcs
- Fuse to Lose
- Hertz So Good
- The Family Joules
- Lightning Strikes
- Natural Monopoly
- Spare Power
- Split Circuits
- Circuits du Solar [Cirque du Soleil]
- Thanks for the donation!
Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.
NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Is a tester of Irish beers a Guinness pig?
What do you call an Irish terrorist? Ira.
They call everyone ‘Lynne’ in Ireland. Especially in Dub Lynne.
People in Ireland proudly wear their Celts.
What’s the big Irish university in California? Cel-Tech!
What do Jamaicans say on St. Patty’s Day? “Kiss me, I’m Irie!”
What’s a British soldier’s favourite snack? Lick-Irish.
What kind of coffee is served in IRA torture chambers? Irish Scream.
The Dubliner tried to quit drinking, but was Bailey able.
In Ireland do they have underclover cops?
Looking for an Irishman at Tiffany’s? Check the emerald aisle!
Two men accidentally ran over a Dubliner. They got out of the car, looked at the damage and one man said to the other, “Looks like you’ve got a flat Ire!”
There are few disputes in Ireland, because they are always a’green!