Three bad bowls in a row, aka a ‘gutterball turkey’.
bowling
My algebra prof and I went to the lanes to throw a few balls. We are quite the parabowlers.
BOWLING GREEN
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Lucky Strikes
- Leprechauntract Demand
- Thunderballs
- Power Alleys
- Electric Buzzards
- Power Delivery
- Noah’s Arcs
- Fuse to Lose
- Hertz So Good
- The Family Joules
- Lightning Strikes
- Natural Monopoly
- Spare Power
- Split Circuits
- Circuits du Solar [Cirque du Soleil]
- Thanks for the donation!
BOWL OUT THE CANDLES
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a bowling team name for a party where my girlfriend is turning 50. ~Mel, Del Rio, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- We’re Never Splitting
- No Spare Tires
- Lane With You
- 10 Pins, 50 Candles
- Strike ManDate
- The Pinishers
- Pin it to Win it
- Thanks for your donation, Mel!
ROLLING IN DOHA
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team at work. We are a drilling team that drill gas wells offshore. ~CD, Doha, Qatar
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rolling in Doha
- The Qataracts: We Strike You Blind
- The Drillionaires
- Offshore Things
- The Spillage People
- Power Ball Lads
- A Spare a Gas
- Gas Spare Tame? [yikes]
THEM’S FIVE-PIN WORDS
Dear Pun Gents, we’re starting a charity bowling league that supports breast cancer. It’s a four man team and we are struggling to find a name. Any ideas? ~Thomas, Conroe, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Spare our Breasts
- Balls for Breasts
- Pin Down Girls
- Strike Out Breast Cancer
- Alley McBalls