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Puns tagged ‘bowling’:

02/23/12

BOWLING GREEN

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Lucky Strikes
  2. Leprechauntract Demand
  3. Thunderballs
  4. Power Alleys
  5. Electric Buzzards
  6. Power Delivery
  7. Noah’s Arcs
  8. Fuse to Lose
  9. Hertz So Good
  10. The Family Joules
  11. Lightning Strikes
  12. Natural Monopoly
  13. Spare Power
  14. Split Circuits
  15. Circuits du Solar [Cirque du Soleil]
  16. Thanks for the donation!
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02/10/12

Three bad bowls in a row, aka a ‘gutterball turkey’.

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11/17/11

BOWL OUT THE CANDLES

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a bowling team name for a party where my girlfriend is turning 50. ~Mel, Del Rio, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We’re Never Splitting
  2. No Spare Tires
  3. Lane With You
  4. 10 Pins, 50 Candles
  5. Strike ManDate
  6. The Pinishers
  7. Pin it to Win it
  8. Thanks for your donation, Mel!
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02/24/11

ROLLING IN DOHA

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team at work. We are a drilling team that drill gas wells offshore. ~CD, Doha, Qatar

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rolling in Doha
  2. The Qataracts: We Strike You Blind
  3. The Drillionaires
  4. Offshore Things
  5. The Spillage People
  6. Power Ball Lads
  7. A Spare a Gas
  8. Gas Spare Tame? [yikes]
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02/03/11

THEM’S FIVE-PIN WORDS

Dear Pun Gents, we’re starting a charity bowling league that supports breast cancer. It’s a four man team and we are struggling to find a name. Any ideas? ~Thomas, Conroe, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Spare our Breasts
  2. Balls for Breasts
  3. Pin Down Girls
  4. Strike Out Breast Cancer
  5. Alley McBalls
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04/17/10

My algebra prof and I went to the lanes to throw a few balls. We are quite the parabowlers.

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