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Puns tagged ‘ireland’:

03/15/13

I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/20/12

The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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04/04/11

If the Blarney Stone were a man, would kissing it make me Gaelic?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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03/30/11

The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/17/11

Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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02/28/11

Irish emigration due to the great potato famine, aka Starch Trek?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/30/11

GUINESSCOLOGISTS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m running an Irish 5k and need a funny Irish team name for about 5 or 6 girls. ~Whitney, De Pere, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. O’Galleys
  2. The Blar Knees
  3. Liffey Is Short
  4. Guinesscologists
  5. The Irish Race
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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05/19/10

NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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04/12/10

Was Ireland a hotbed of glam rock?

No, Shamrock.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/10/10

Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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