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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘ireland’:


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03/15/13

I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.

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02/20/12

The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.

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04/04/11

If the Blarney Stone were a man, would kissing it make me Gaelic?

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03/30/11

The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.

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03/17/11

Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.

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02/28/11

Irish emigration due to the great potato famine, aka Starch Trek?

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01/30/11

GUINESSCOLOGISTS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m running an Irish 5k and need a funny Irish team name for about 5 or 6 girls. ~Whitney, De Pere, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. O’Galleys
  2. The Blar Knees
  3. Liffey Is Short
  4. Guinesscologists
  5. The Irish Race
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05/19/10

NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.

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04/12/10

Was Ireland a hotbed of glam rock?

No, Shamrock.

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04/10/10

Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.

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