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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘ireland’:

11/11/17

My friend William moved to Ireland, and now he’s a Billy in Eire.

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10/26/17

Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.

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03/15/13

I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.

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02/20/12

The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)
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04/04/11

If the Blarney Stone were a man, would kissing it make me Gaelic?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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03/30/11

The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.

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03/17/11

Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.

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02/28/11

Irish emigration due to the great potato famine, aka Starch Trek?

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01/30/11

GUINESSCOLOGISTS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m running an Irish 5k and need a funny Irish team name for about 5 or 6 girls. ~Whitney, De Pere, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. O’Galleys
  2. The Blar Knees
  3. Liffey Is Short
  4. Guinesscologists
  5. The Irish Race
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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05/19/10

NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.

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