proctological humour puns

Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.

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When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.

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NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.

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Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.

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Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.

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Are proctologists competent?

Yes, probe ably.

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If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.

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The proctologist cut down drastically on his patient load, because he was on hole-a-day.

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When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.

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Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.

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