When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.
NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.
Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.
When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.