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Puns tagged ‘proctological humour’:

02/01/14

Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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08/31/13

Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/30/11

The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/15/11

Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/19/10

When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/15/09

NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/05/08

Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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08/12/08

When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.

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06/19/08

When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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05/16/08

Are proctologists competent?

Yes, probe ably.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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