When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.
When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
Are proctologists competent?
Yes, probe ably.
How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Why do proctologists become proctologists?
They felt a colon at an early age.
Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.