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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘proctological humour’:

02/01/14

Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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08/31/13

Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/30/11

The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/15/11

Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/19/10

When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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05/15/09

NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/05/08

Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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08/12/08

When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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06/19/08

When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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05/16/08

Are proctologists competent?

Yes, probe ably.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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