Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
proctological humour
NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.
Are proctologists competent?
Yes, probe ably.
It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
Hear about the Irish proctologist? Colin O’Scopy.
How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.
When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.