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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘proctological humour’:


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10/01/17

It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.

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02/01/14

Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.

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08/31/13

Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.

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03/30/11

The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.

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02/15/11

Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.

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07/19/10

When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.

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05/15/09

NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.

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11/05/08

Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.

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08/12/08

When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.

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06/19/08

When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.

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