If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.
The proctologist cut down drastically on his patient load, because he was on hole-a-day.
When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.