When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
Are proctologists competent?
Yes, probe ably.
How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Why do proctologists become proctologists?
They felt a colon at an early age.
Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.
Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.