If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...proctological humour
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The proctologist cut down drastically on his patient load, because he was on hole-a-day.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.
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