Why do proctologists become proctologists?
They felt a colon at an early age.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...proctological humour
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Are proctologists competent?
Yes, probe ably.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The proctologist cut down drastically on his patient load, because he was on hole-a-day.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
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