Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
proctological humour
The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
The proctologist cut down drastically on his patient load, because he was on hole-a-day.
Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.
Are proctologists competent?
Yes, probe ably.
It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.

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