It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
Are proctologists competent?
Yes, probe ably.
How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Why do proctologists become proctologists?
They felt a colon at an early age.
Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.
Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.
If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.