NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.
proctological humour
Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.
The proctologist cut down drastically on his patient load, because he was on hole-a-day.
When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.
Hear about the Irish proctologist? Colin O’Scopy.
The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.