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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘islam’:

07/22/17

In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll┬ábe declared a post ate.

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04/24/17

Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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05/31/16

An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/22/15

Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.

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09/05/13

Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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11/08/10

How to promote Viagra in Muslim countries: “I’ll Lack Bar!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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