I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.
Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.
Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.
How to promote Viagra in Muslim countries: “I’ll Lack Bar!“