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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘addiction’:

02/19/14

Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.

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10/17/13

First step of Cokeaholics Anonymous: admit there is a Higher Powder.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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07/15/12

My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/13/10

What did one meth addict say to the other? Let’s be frenzy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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