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Puns tagged ‘addiction’:

02/19/14

Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.

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10/17/13

First step of Cokeaholics Anonymous: admit there is a Higher Powder.

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07/15/12

My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.

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06/13/10

What did one meth addict say to the other? Let’s be frenzy.

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