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Puns tagged ‘shoes’:

05/31/16

An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.

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11/04/15

All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.

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12/03/14

I eat shoes, cuz I’m a sole full guy.

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05/22/14

I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.

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10/31/13

Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate theĀ soles of the dammed.

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11/02/12

I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.

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04/24/11

Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.

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03/09/11

SHOE TO KILL

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a PeepToe shoes competition. ~Sydney, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Shoe to Kill
  2. A Toes to the Winner!
  3. Heel the Masses
  4. StilettoUs Know How You Feel
  5. Get Instep
  6. Join the Peeple
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