An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.
All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.
I eat shoes, cuz I’m a sole full guy.
I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a PeepToe shoes competition. ~Sydney, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Shoe to Kill
- A Toes to the Winner!
- Heel the Masses
- StilettoUs Know How You Feel
- Get Instep
- Join the Peeple