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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘shoes’:

05/31/16

An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.

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11/04/15

All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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12/03/14

I eat shoes, cuz I’m a sole full guy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/22/14

I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.

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10/31/13

Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate theĀ soles of the dammed.

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11/02/12

I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
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04/24/11

Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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03/09/11

SHOE TO KILL

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a PeepToe shoes competition. ~Sydney, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Shoe to Kill
  2. A Toes to the Winner!
  3. Heel the Masses
  4. StilettoUs Know How You Feel
  5. Get Instep
  6. Join the Peeple
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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