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Puns tagged ‘kleptomania’:

10/18/14

People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.

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05/22/14

I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.

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12/21/11

Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.

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