Amputees like to stretch. So they can feel limber.
I dreamed I was an amputee. I don’t know how those no shins got in my head.
Those with amputated feet have no soles.
To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.
Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?
Because they are lack-toes intolerant!
What do you call an octopus with no arms?
I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
Do amputees look forward to Armagettin?
The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.