Puns tagged ‘amputees’:
12/21/11
Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
| Topic: amputees, anatomy, kleptomania, neuroses and disorders | 1 COMMENT »
Those with amputated feet have no soles.
Amputees like to stretch. So they can feel limber.
Do amputees look forward to Armagettin?
The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.
Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?
Because they are lack-toes intolerant!
What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!