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Puns tagged ‘amputees’:

01/09/14

I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/04/13

To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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09/27/12

I dreamed I was an amputee. I don’t know how those no shins got in my head.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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12/21/11

Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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11/09/10

Those with amputated feet have no soles.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/20/09

Amputees like to stretch. So they can feel limber.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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07/23/09

Do amputees look forward to Armagettin?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/14/09

The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/11/05

Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?

Because they are lack-toes intolerant!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/08/05

What do you call an octopus with no arms?

An octogon!

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