I dreamed I was an amputee. I don’t know how those no shins got in my head.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Amputees like to stretch. So they can feel limber.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Those with amputated feet have no soles.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?
Because they are lack-toes intolerant!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Do amputees look forward to Armagettin?
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