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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘amputees’:

01/09/14

I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/04/13

To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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09/27/12

I dreamed I was an amputee. I don’t know how those no shins got in my head.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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12/21/11

Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/09/10

Those with amputated feet have no soles.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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11/20/09

Amputees like to stretch. So they can feel limber.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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07/23/09

Do amputees look forward to Armagettin?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/14/09

The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/11/05

Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?

Because they are lack-toes intolerant!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/08/05

What do you call an octopus with no arms?

An octogon!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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