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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘phones’:

03/26/17

Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.

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06/04/16

If I don’t get my friends on the phone, it would be a call amity.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/07/15

Which deadly reptile attacks via telemarketing scams? The crock-dial!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/01/14

I have the Who’s The Boss theme on my mobile: I gotta ringtone my celly.

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08/04/13

To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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