Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.
Which deadly reptile attacks via telemarketing scams? The crock-dial!
Late night phone calls were a part of my up ringing.
I have the Who’s The Boss theme on my mobile: I gotta ringtone my celly.
To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.
If I don’t get my friends on the phone, it would be a call amity.