‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky.
reptiles
You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
Snakes are looking just for a place to be long.
Which deadly reptile attacks via telemarketing scams? The crock-dial!
What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.
Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
Which reptile always says hello?
The salaamander.
Which reptiles have a sixth sense? Alligaydars