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Puns tagged ‘reptiles’:

06/13/16

I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.

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08/13/15

Which reptiles have a sixth sense? Alligaydars

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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03/11/15

What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/07/15

Which deadly reptile attacks via telemarketing scams? The crock-dial!

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05/20/14

‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite¬†skinky.¬†

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/13/13

You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/11/13

In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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11/29/11

Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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01/09/10

Which reptile always says hello?

The salaamander.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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