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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘reptiles’:

06/09/17

Snakes are looking just for a place to be long.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/13/16

I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)
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08/13/15

Which reptiles have a sixth sense? Alligaydars

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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03/11/15

What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/07/15

Which deadly reptile attacks via telemarketing scams? The crock-dial!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/20/14

‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite¬†skinky.¬†

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/13/13

You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/11/13

In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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11/29/11

Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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01/09/10

Which reptile always says hello?

The salaamander.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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