What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
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(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which reptile always says hello?
The salaamander.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which reptiles have a sixth sense? Alligaydars
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
(14 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)Loading...Snakes are looking just for a place to be long.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Which deadly reptile attacks via telemarketing scams? The crock-dial!
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