08/14/2017 My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading...
06/09/201706/09/2017 Snakes are looking just for a place to be long. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading...
01/15/201806/13/2016 I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity. Share this pun (13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5) Loading...
08/13/201508/13/2015 Which reptiles have a sixth sense? Alligaydars Share this pun (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading...
03/11/201503/11/2015 What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading...
03/07/201503/07/2015 Which deadly reptile attacks via telemarketing scams? The crock-dial! Share this pun (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
05/20/201405/20/2014 ‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
12/13/201312/13/2013 You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading...
05/11/201305/11/2013 In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading...
12/22/201711/29/2011 Hisspanics are afraid of snakes. Share this pun (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading...
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