Puns tagged ‘reptiles’:
08/14/17
My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/09/17
Snakes are looking just for a place to be long.  (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/13/16
I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.  (10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5) Loading ...08/13/15
Which reptiles have a sixth sense? Alligaydars (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/11/15
What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/07/15
Which deadly reptile attacks via telemarketing scams? The crock-dial! (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/20/14
‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/13/13
You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/11/13
In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/29/11
Hisspanics are afraid of snakes. (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ... |
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