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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘poison’:

08/14/17

My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.

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06/13/16

I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.

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05/11/13

In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.

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