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Puns tagged ‘poison’:

06/13/16

I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.

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05/11/13

In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.

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