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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘phobias’:


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07/20/15

How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.

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08/04/14

An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.

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05/06/14

I saw some large proboscises in Baghdad. It gave me Iraq nose phobia.

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08/02/12

I’m afraid of pie charts. I have agraphobia.

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11/29/11

Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.

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08/26/11

Nothing scares me like the air. It’s my utmost fear.

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11/21/08

For a while I was afraid Obama might not win—it was a case of Baracknophobia.

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