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Puns tagged ‘phobias’:

07/20/15

How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.

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08/04/14

An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/06/14

I saw some large proboscises in Baghdad. It gave me Iraq nose phobia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/02/12

I’m afraid of pie charts. I have agraphobia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/29/11

Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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08/26/11

Nothing scares me like the air. It’s my utmost fear.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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11/21/08

For a while I was afraid Obama might not win—it was a case of Baracknophobia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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