How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.
An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.
I saw some large proboscises in Baghdad. It gave me Iraq nose phobia.
I’m afraid of pie charts. I have agraphobia.
Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
Nothing scares me like the air. It’s my utmost fear.
For a while I was afraid Obama might not win—it was a case of Baracknophobia.