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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘phobias’:

07/20/15

How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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08/04/14

An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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05/06/14

I saw some large proboscises in Baghdad. It gave me Iraq nose phobia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/02/12

I’m afraid of pie charts. I have agraphobia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/29/11

Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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08/26/11

Nothing scares me like the air. It’s my utmost fear.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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11/21/08

For a while I was afraid Obama might not win—it was a case of Baracknophobia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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