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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘friendship’:

04/10/17

So what if I deleted you from my address book? You’re taking it entirely out of contacts.

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12/29/16

I Finn ally have a Scandinavian friend.

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06/04/16

If I don’t get my friends on the phone, it would be a call amity.

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03/07/16

My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface.

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12/09/13

I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami;¬†they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.

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12/04/12

My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.

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02/06/12

The statistical likelihood of Garfield making friends follows a Nermal distribution.

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