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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘depression’:

11/07/14

When I saw the depressed mathematician, I asked “What sum adder with you?”

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12/04/12

My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.

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07/22/11

Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.

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11/04/10

Be careful if you sleep too much—you’ll end up deep rest.

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