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Puns tagged ‘Paris’:

12/09/13

I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami;¬†they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.

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12/05/10

Gymnasts do not like Paris neighbourhoods. Especially when it’s a wrong dismount.

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