Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!