Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- Yellow
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
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