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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘pee’:


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08/16/17

If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.

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11/15/15

Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?

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04/18/15

It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.

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10/19/10

There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:

  • Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
  • Give Piss a Chance
  • Looey Looey
  • Yellow
  • I Streamed a Dream

His name? Huddy Bedwetter .

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