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Puns tagged ‘pee’:

11/15/15

Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make meĀ hummus sexual?

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04/18/15

It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.

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10/19/10

There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:

  • Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
  • Give Piss a Chance
  • Looey Looey
  • Yellow
  • I Streamed a Dream

His name? Huddy Bedwetter .

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