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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘feet’:

11/04/15

All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/15/14

People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/23/12

My big toe is freakishly long. My friends call me The Shoenicorn.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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04/24/11

Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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