My big toe is freakishly long. My friends call me The Shoenicorn.
The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
Want to take a walking tour in Egypt? Better consult a Cairopodist.
All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.
People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.
Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.