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Puns tagged ‘feet’:

11/04/15

All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/15/14

People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/23/12

My big toe is freakishly long. My friends call me The Shoenicorn.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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04/24/11

Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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