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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘eating’:

12/07/15

Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.

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10/22/15

Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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12/03/14

I eat shoes, cuz I’m a sole full guy.

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08/16/12

I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

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