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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘spirituality’:

11/02/12

I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
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05/21/12

I love meditating with my ohmies.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/02/11

CONTROL VERSEY

Dear Pun Gents, need of a pun about giving up control/surrender for a church activity. Your help is very much appreciated! ~Hilary, Grand Junction, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Hungry for God? Go on a sub mission
  2. The struggle? Yes Sir, end ‘er.
  3. The Happy Days were when Joani loved Churchi [ok that is brutal]
  4. Quit hot doggin’ — add some relig’.
  5. It takes a big person to surrender the controller.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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01/14/11

SQUAT WOULD JESUS DO?

Dear Pun Gents, our church is presenting a seminar on holistic fitness which would include the physical, emotional and spiritual. We would like a catchy title for the event. ~Ron, Toronto (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Drop and Give Me Twenty Hail Maries
  2. Soular Power
  3. Shake Psalm Action
  4. Squat Would Jesus Do?
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/17/10

To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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