CONTROL VERSEY

Dear Pun Gents, need of a pun about giving up control/surrender for a church activity. Your help is very much appreciated! ~Hilary, Grand Junction, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Hungry for God? Go on a sub mission
  2. The struggle? Yes Sir, end ‘er.
  3. The Happy Days were when Joani loved Churchi [ok that is brutal]
  4. Quit hot doggin’ — add some relig’.
  5. It takes a big person to surrender the controller.
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SQUAT WOULD JESUS DO?

Dear Pun Gents, our church is presenting a seminar on holistic fitness which would include the physical, emotional and spiritual. We would like a catchy title for the event. ~Ron, Toronto (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Drop and Give Me Twenty Hail Maries
  2. Soular Power
  3. Shake Psalm Action
  4. Squat Would Jesus Do?
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