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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘mail’:

07/22/17

In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll┬ábe declared a post ate.

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05/31/17

Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.

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05/21/15

When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences.

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07/07/12

Anyone who licks an envelope is into mail bondage.

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