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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘testicles’:

05/31/17

Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.

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04/28/17

Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.

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12/22/16

After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.

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04/06/16

Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.

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03/04/14

Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.

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12/28/13

Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.

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05/16/13

A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!

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10/05/12

I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.

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