I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.
Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.
Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.
Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.