roller derby

AC DAISY

Dear Pun Gents, I need a derby name: red hair, Irish descent – lived in Brazil growing up. Own a jeep, play volleyball and work as a lab technologist in genetics (science nerd). Love horror movies, heavy rock and alternative. ~Sara, Oshawa, Ont.

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Red Baroness
  2. Jeep Trixie [Cheap Trick]
  3. Jean Splicer [Gene splicer]
  4. Gene and Juice
  5. Brain Gingery [Brain Injury]
  6. Red Dawn
  7. Redditor
  8. Volleyanna [pollyanna]
  9. Horrora Storm [Aurora Storm – from the X-men]
  10. AC Daisy [AC/DC]
  11. Eirestotle
  12. Emerald Isla
  13. Brazil Dazzle
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RAZOR LITTLE HELL

Dear PunGents, I need a roller derby name!! I want something feminine but intimidating. My friend is Maimin’ Dame — I’d love something along those lines, I’m a hairdresser by trade. My last name is Funk. I drive a Jeep but whatever you can come up with! ~Rebecca, Albany

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Scissor Sister
  2. Edward Scissorlegs
  3. Cutie Cuts
  4. Cuttles
  5. What The Funk
  6. Slice-za Minelli
  7. Razor Lille Hell
  8. Jeep Thrills
  9. Jeep Trick / Jeep Trixie
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MICHELLE ON WHEELS

Dear Pun Gents,
I am new to roller derby, and 46 years old. Need a badass derby name. I love the gym (weight train), medieval dragons and fairies. I love Marvel and DC comics (Harley Quinn being a favorite villainess). I also ride a Harley of my own. ~Michelle, Casa Grande

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Michelle on Wheels
  2. Michelle Razor (hell raiser )
  3. Michelle O Bomba
  4. Dawn Genie and Dragons
  5. Play Fairie
  6. Aunt Gymima
  7. AC DC Comics
  8. Lois Villain (Lois Lane)
  9. Bruce Payne (Bruce Wayne)
  10. Harley Riser
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BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER

Dear Pun Gents,

I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Millenium Falc Kim
  2. LOTR REY
  3. Falcon Dangerous
  4. Rey Anna
  5. AKimbo
  6. The Way Kim Dead
  7. Reyzor
  8. Darth Waybright
  9. The Cutest of Borg
  10. Menage a Troi
  11. Kim Il Skate
  12. Sauron Grapes
  13. Beverley BoneCrusher
  14. Wins A Latte
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SHEREE KIRI

Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a roller derby name please. I’d love a kickass, badass name. I’m a mum and I love my wine and food. Some say I can be scary. Cheers. ~Sheree, Perth, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Shereeker
  2. Drinking Sheree (sherry)
  3. Sheree Poppins (cherry poppings)
  4. Black Sheree
  5. Sheree Movie
  6. Sheree Kiri / Shari Kiri
  7. Sheredder
  8. She Red
  9. Perth Snatcher
  10. Wino-Ma Ryder
  11. Matriarch Enemy
  12. Gina Rollerbrigida
  13. Eatith My Dust
  14. Merlots Lane
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LARAINE IN PAIN

Dear Pun Gents, I’m trying to find an awesome roller derby name. Help! My name is Laraine, nickname Rainey. I am a nurse, a mom, and a holy roller. ~Laraine, Bay Village
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
  1. LaRaine in Pain [play on ‘The Rain in Spain’]
  2. Rainey of Terror
  3. Nurse Vana [‘Nirvana’]
  4. All Terror Raine Vehicle
  5. Mount Raineyer
  6. Derby Diapers
  7. Grilled Jesus
  8. The Mamafier (mummifier)
  9. Rainey Deity
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TORAH HOLE IN HER

Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Die! Abbey Tic
  2. Hebrewno Mars
  3. Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
  4. Izzy Rails (Israel)
  5. Is Rolly
  6. Queen Insulina
  7. Jeru Slam!
  8. Ruth lass
  9. Blood Sugar Baby
  10. The Glucagoner
  11. Shiva-lry is dead
  12. Shiva LeBoeuf
  13. Little Prick
  14. Finger Pricking Good
  15. Synagogue Reflex
  16. Torah Hole in Her
  17. Type 2 Killer
  18. Judge Dreidel
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DEMONE CHILD

Dear Pun Gents, I am looking for my roller derby name.  Based on my legal name (Kim Demone), my stature (small), my place of origin (east coast-Nova Scotia), or my hockey background. ~Kim, Canmore, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Mary Timer
  2. Demone Child
  3. Nikki Nova Scotia
  4. S. Kate Blades
  5. Bladey Jane
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DHARMA CEUTICAL

Dear Pun Gents, I need a roller derby name. Something to do with toxicology and drugs. ~Gail, Perth, Scotland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Dharma Ceutical
  2. Poison P Illsa
  3. Toxanne
  4. ODessa
  5. Elsa D
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