TRUTH OR DERBY

Dear Pun Gents, I need a derby name. Maybe sometime to do with rugby or science. Toughish sounding. Thanks! ~Jackye, Urbana, IL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Mauly Sevens [rugby]
  2. Barbie Aryan [rugby]
  3. Asskick Newton
  4. Cap ‘er NicAss
  5. Kim O’Kill
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YOU AND WHOSE RNA?

Dear Pun Gents, I would also (please!) like a roller derby name for myself. I’d like a powerful/mean one that pertains to DNA (I’m a DNA analyst). Thank you! ~Kiersten, Orlando, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Mean Jean
  2. Helix on Wheels
  3. Shelix
  4. Broken Ribos
  5. DNA, Princess of Wails
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THAR DERBY DRAGONS

Dear Pun Gents, I need a roller derby name. My last name has “brat” in it and I like all things nerdy. A science-y name would be awesome. I also rock climb, so climber-slang like flash or bomber. 80s cartoons and punk references are also good for me. ~Amy, Vancouver

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bratzooka Jo
  2. Nerdzerker
  3. My Little Pwnage
  4. Heel on Wheels
  5. Flashed Kiss
  6. Barracuda O’Bomber
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MADE TO ORDERBY

Dear Pun Gents, a roller derby name related to the NY Yankees (Not Bronx Bombers), Harry Potter, or video games. ~Dee, Norwich, CT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Jeterbugs
  2. Damaged Yankees
  3. A-rod and Stick
  4. Hogwarts Warthogs
  5. Snapers
  6. Halofire
  7. Wiisels
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