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Puns tagged ‘roller derby names’:

10/30/16

RAZOR LITTLE HELL

Dear PunGents, I need a roller derby name!! I want something feminine but intimidating. My friend is Maimin’ Dame — I’d love something along those lines, I’m a hairdresser by trade. My last name is Funk. I drive a Jeep but whatever you can come up with! ~Rebecca, Albany

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Scissor Sister
  2. Edward Scissorlegs
  3. Cutie Cuts
  4. Cuttles
  5. What The Funk
  6. Slice-za Minelli
  7. Razor Lille Hell
  8. Jeep Thrills
  9. Jeep Trick / Jeep Trixie
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05/15/16

MICHELLE ON WHEELS

Dear Pun Gents,
I am new to roller derby, and 46 years old. Need a badass derby name. I love the gym (weight train), medieval dragons and fairies. I love Marvel and DC comics (Harley Quinn being a favorite villainess). I also ride a Harley of my own. ~Michelle, Casa Grande

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Michelle on Wheels
  2. Michelle Razor (hell raiser )
  3. Michelle O Bomba
  4. Dawn Genie and Dragons
  5. Play Fairie
  6. Aunt Gymima
  7. AC DC Comics
  8. Lois Villain (Lois Lane)
  9. Bruce Payne (Bruce Wayne)
  10. Harley Riser
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01/21/16

BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER

Dear Pun Gents,

I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Millenium Falc Kim
  2. LOTR REY
  3. Falcon Dangerous
  4. Rey Anna
  5. AKimbo
  6. The Way Kim Dead
  7. Reyzor
  8. Darth Waybright
  9. The Cutest of Borg
  10. Menage a Troi
  11. Kim Il Skate
  12. Sauron Grapes
  13. Beverley BoneCrusher
  14. Wins A Latte
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