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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘inventions’:

01/23/16

The invention of the vacuum cleaner led to rapid in dusty realization.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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08/26/15

My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/18/14

I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recentĀ in-vent shin.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/06/12

The inventor of the canoe is among my he rows.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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05/22/12

I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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05/18/12

I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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03/06/12

Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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01/13/12

I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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05/30/11

Did the inventor of the polygraph lie sense his product?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/24/10

The first manual transmission cars were make shift.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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