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Puns tagged ‘inventions’:

01/23/16

The invention of the vacuum cleaner led to rapid in dusty realization.

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08/26/15

My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.

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11/18/14

I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recentĀ in-vent shin.

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06/06/12

The inventor of the canoe is among my he rows.

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05/22/12

I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.

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05/18/12

I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!

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03/06/12

Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.

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01/13/12

I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.

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05/30/11

Did the inventor of the polygraph lie sense his product?

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03/24/10

The first manual transmission cars were make shift.

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