The first manual transmission cars were make shift.
My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.
After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.
The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist.
The invention of the vacuum cleaner led to rapid in dusty realization.
The inventor of the canoe is among my he rows.
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!
Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.