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My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.
| Topic: bodily fluids, mucus, random, spitting | COMMENT »
I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco.
| Topic: architecture, gum, housing, spitting | COMMENT »
Those with active salivary glands have the gift of the gob.
| Topic: anatomy, bodily functions, spitting | 1 COMMENT »
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