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Puns tagged ‘spitting’:

04/23/15

My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.

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06/05/14

I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco.

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08/07/13

Those with active salivary glands have the gift of the gob.

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