Mucus puns? Don’t even goo there.
I faint when I’m bored, because I can’t stand the sight of blah.
When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.
I tried to help after the spit massacre, but there were no salivas.
Urinating with a friend? There are co-peeous reasons y0u shouldn’t.