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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘bodily fluids’:

08/19/15

When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.

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04/23/15

My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.

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04/07/15

I tried to help after the spit massacre, but there were no salivas.

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08/03/12

Urinating with a friend? There are co-peeous reasons y0u shouldn’t.

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