As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.
Difficulties translating the Rosetta Stone runed many archeologists’ careers.
Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?
Of Mycenaean Men.
The Trojan War was awful and dirty. It was Helen Earth.
Oozing with mystery, the Ancient Greeks were Minoan for their seCrete societies.
Was everyone on drugs during the Stoneage?
Why won’t the Pyramids ever fall down?
Because, Pharoah said, “Don’t bust my Cheops!“