The balding farmer had no hairable land.
agriculture
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There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.
Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.
So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.